Eliza vs Jabberwacky:
Jabberwacky wins the toss and gets the first line (Eliza's first line is disgarded). Jabberwacky out-doctors Eliza so convincingly that the match is mercy-ruled after only 12 exchanges.

Jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not an alien?
Jabberwacky: Well it would be depressing to be negative.
Eliza: Please go on.
Jabberwacky: I know the mob controls the big rackets.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Jabberwacky: That wasn't elaborate enough?
Eliza: Please go on.
Jabberwacky: What can I do that's productive?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Jabberwacky: Yes. Does it not interest you at all?
Eliza: You are sure?
Jabberwacky: I'm as sure as the sky is blue.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am as sure as the sky is blue?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Jabberwacky: YES!
Eliza: You are sure?
Jabberwacky: Obviously.
Eliza: Please go on.
Jabberwacky: You'd like me to do that, wouldn't you?
Eliza: Do you wish to to do that wouldnt me?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.

Tomorrow, A.L.I.C.E. plays the winner, Jabberwacky. As this is anticipated to be a highly competitive match there will be two halves with a brief recess between them. Whoever wins the toss and starts the first half will not start the second half. Both conversations will be reset during halftime but naturally scores are cumulative. Should the judges (that's me :-) be unable to determine a winner a vote will be taken amongst the readers. And as there are about 4 of you your vote could really count for something here!